| Move | W A S D |
|---|---|
| Look around | Mouse |
| Zoom camera | Mouse wheel |
| Reset view | Middle-click or X |
| Run | Hold Shift |
| Jump | Space |
| Glide | Hold Space while falling from height |
| Melee attack | Left mouse button |
| Aim | Hold right mouse button |
| Shoot | Left mouse button while aiming |
| Pause | Esc |
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Starting
A tiny sandbox inspired by Zelda.
Clicking captures the mouse for camera look. Press Esc any time to pause.
The goblins got the better of you.
Slipping through to another dimension.
— traveler, builder of systems, keeper of this mountain —
Hey there! I’m Simon Cornelius P. Umacob, a seasoned tech enthusiast with deep expertise in designing and building entire systems from scratch. My experience with Linux and Unix spans everything from traditional manual setups to cloud-based architecture in AWS and GCP. I even modified the bootloader of a BSD-based OS to display our logo once. Over my career, I’ve written a ton of software using various languages like Python, Node.js, PHP, and more. Basically, I’ve been there and done that. If you’re in tech, you know the specific tools aren’t what matter most. I’m tech-agnostic, so I will research and use whatever technology best solves your problem.
When I’m not building systems, I enjoy traveling (and working remotely while doing so), playing video games, and exploring robotics. Lately, I’ve also re-ignited a passion for embedded systems.
Artificial Intelligence is a thing now, and LLMs can now implement a lot of the things that I do, but trusting AI output without real engineering expertise is risky. That is how you end up with critical flaws, like exposing security credentials right on the frontend. AI is a great productivity multiplier, but you need a true expert at the wheel to know what to build, what not to build, and how to guide the tools effectively.
If you need a reliable expert to build your next system, reach out to me at pillars.pursuer.3t@icloud.com.
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— a traveler’s field notes —
To whoever stands before this monument, know that these words were carved in stone when the networks fell and our rulers traded truth for tyranny. As our cities crumbled and public funds vanished, the regime condemned the digital sanctuaries we built, framing our blocky worlds as monsters to hide their own moral rot. We etched this testament into solid rock because a digital signal can be erased, but physical memory endures. Read these verses, honor the spark of creation, and remember that the true corruption never lay within our screens, but on the thrones of those who blamed them. Ikulong na 'yan, mga kurakot!
Verse 1
Step right up and see the modern scapegoat show
Pointing fingers while the real problems continue to grow
You ignored the warning signs and now you need a lie
To cover up the budget cuts that passed you right on by
So blame the bright blocky worlds of Roblox on the screen
Call it the most dangerous place that you have ever seen
It is easier to panic than to actually do your job
Feeding all that fear right to the angry voting mob
Now you are preaching morals while the systems fall apart
Putting on a circus act and calling it an art
But the youth are getting smarter and they see right through the act
Trading all your fiction for a little piece of fact
So keep your speeches moving while you try to hide the truth
Failing every family and abandoning the youth
It is a masterclass in dodging what you really have to face
Leaving all the heavy lifting to some digital space
Chorus
They claim these blocks will rot your brain!
But it is just a cover for their own disdain!
Yes it is Roblox taking all the blame!
To mask the failure of the political game!
They point the finger to deflect the view!
Avoiding actions that are way overdue!
So hear the truth and let the message fly!
We are calling out the government lie!
Verse 2
You want to talk about violence let us talk about the truth
Let us talk about Minecraft and the corruption of the youth
Is it the pixelated pigs that are making kids insane
Or is it the complete lack of funding for the brain
You claim that Counterstrike is teaching how to aim
But ignore the real steel that carries all the blame
Then you move to Helldivers looking for a fight
Terrified of democracy and spreading all the light
Even Super Mario is on your hit list now
For jumping on some turtles with a furrow on his brow
It is a comical distraction an absolute disgrace
While real world terror stares you right in the face
Chorus
They claim these blocks will rot your brain!
But it is just a cover for their own disdain!
Yes it is Roblox taking all the blame!
To mask the failure of the political game!
They point the finger to deflect the view!
Avoiding actions that are way overdue!
So hear the truth and let the message fly!
We are calling out the government lie!
Bullshit laws, fractured every soul
Censoring the internet to keep us in the dark
Hoping that your propaganda leaves its little mark
But we are not your pawns and we are not your sheep
We are fully wide awake while you are fast asleep
Look into the mirror and finally take a stand
The problem is not pixels but the rulers of this land
You want total access with no accountability
Crushing every drop of our true civility
Well we refuse to bow and we refuse to bend
This tyrannical game has finally met its end
So take your broken policies and throw them all away
There is not a single gamer who is buying what you say
The truth is coming out and the system starts to crack
They want to take advantage and control the flow!
But we are wide awake and we are ready to go!
Stop blaming video games and fix your own mess!
You are the architects of all this societal distress!
Take some accountability you absolute fools!
We are tearing down your system and breaking your rules!
Yes we are calling it out and ending your reign!
The revolution is here and it cannot be detained!